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a catch-up ritual for your people

It's been too long.
Let's Ketchup!

Your people live everywhere now. Cool, cool, very normal. Ketchup gets the crew in one place, everyone spills what they've been up to, and we turn it into a loud little show with awards.

Be honest: how long since you actually caught up? Yeah. That long.

no app downloadwe got you covered right here.
The Ketchup mascot, a smiling ketchup bottle
Spill the
sauce!
how it actually works

Make a crew. Spill. Show up.

Three quick and easy steps. What are you waiting for? Get cookin'

1
Start or join a crew

Your friends, your cousins, your scattered group chat. One of you coordinates, everyone else just shows up.

invite code
MUSTRD
+
2
Spill your update

A few cheeky prompts on your phone. New job? New city? New chaos? Add a photo, drop a video link, brag freely.

made me happy
Adopted the world's worst cat 🐈
3
Show up & catch up

Everyone presents their turn, on a call or one couch. Ask questions, heckle lovingly, hand out very official fake awards.

LIVE
2:14
Mahi's whole month
not just a monthly life update

Pick a vibe for the session.

The Ketchup Master picks the format. Same crew, totally different energy each time. Rotate them or stick to a favourite.

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Life Update
the classic catch-up

What actually happened since last time. Wins, chaos, photos, the works.

big newsmade me happy+5 more
Conspiracy Theory
dumb-smart & shareable

Everyone gets a famous mystery to "investigate" and defends their theory with a straight face.

🦧 Bigfoot🛸 Area 51👽 aliens
Create Your Own
a tiny session builder

Name it, write your own questions, decide if photos are required. No admin headache.

+ your question📷 optional
bring your group chat name over here

Your crew probably already has a ridiculous name. Perfect. Use the one your people already know.

The Yap CouncilThe Cousin CartelMoynas BurdersFries before GuysScooby SquadJust Men
📖 a ketchup crew comic

How the Catch-Up Crew Came Back

Read the story of five friends scattered across the world, and the ridiculous red bottle who got them back together. See how it all works.

Comic dropping soon
VOTE AT THE END OF EACH SESSION!

Who's who in your crew?

These are the awards your crew votes on at the end of every session

Ketchup mascot
main character
The KetChamp
main-character energy
Sriracha mascot
🔥 spicy
Spicy-racha
spiciest takes in the chat
Mustard mascot
cool dude
Mustard Coolio
cool without even trying
Mayo mascot
smooth
Smooth Mayo
unbothered. moisturized.
Relish mascot
chaotic
Relish Riot
pure unfiltered chaos
Fries mascot
funny
Funtoosh Fry
the funniest buddy
every excuse to finally catch up

Be honest, you needed this.

Group chats are great. They're also not the same as actually showing up. A little structure, a lot less ghosting.

Friends in five time zones

Pick a time, get the updates, and finally stop saying "we should catch up soon."

Birthday catch-up? Obviously.

A new-year check-in too. Very responsible of you, honestly.

Long-distance crew

This is, quite literally, the thing it was built for. Use it. We're begging.

New job, new city, new baby

New chaos of any kind. Big life update? Perfect excuse. Present it.

Family, without the chaos

A catch-up where 12 people don't talk over each other? Imagine that.

Cousin crew

An elite use case. The group chat that's been "planning" since 2019.

FUN, BUT SECRETLY ORGANISED

It does the boring planning bits too.

Invite by email, in one go.
One person sets the date, and everyone gets a calendar invite in their inbox.
Pick your rhythm.
First Saturday, every month, whatever cadence the crew likes. Set it once.
Reschedule from the app.
The crown-holder moves the date and the invite updates. No forty-message thread.

No calendar connected yet? The dates still live in your Locker, and you can pull them into whatever calendar you actually use, any time.

the whole crew, assembled

Your people. One little show.
Make it a ritual!

However scattered the crew, the sauce gang gets you all in one place.

The Ketchup crew of condiment characters

Don't be the friend who vanished.

Round up the crew, set a date, and actually catch up. Takes about a minute. Your group chat will be stunned.

Start your catch-up crew